bats and rats and murderers
today i went to charity shops and i bought these two books for £1.50 so that was nice and i won possibly out-of-date love hearts in a ‘play-until-you-win’ machine and i ate them anyway and it was nice i guess

today i went to charity shops and i bought these two books for £1.50 so that was nice and i won possibly out-of-date love hearts in a ‘play-until-you-win’ machine and i ate them anyway and it was nice i guess

BEST COAST ARE PLAYING GLASGOW IN JUNE WHO WANTS TO COME WITH ME

I’M A LITTLE BIT IN LOVE WITH BETHANY COSENTINO

omfg glee though that song quinn just can’t stop staring at rachel and the lyrics are actually super relevant to them and oh my god i’m sorry there are too many feelings and i am nerding out oh god can i come out as a raging faberry shipper now i’ve been in the closet for SO LONG

i am weeping, WEEPING

No.
Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (via mamaatheist)

clockworktoy:

twentyninthpage:

A thing I’m rubbish at is keeping in touch with people, even if I do really care about them. This is bad and I should try harder, I feel like a dick sometimes. 

my life.

motoroladroid:

After 5 hours of strenuous, sweaty, labor, a woman finally gives birth. Her red, crying face smiles weakly as the doctor presents her child to her. “Congratulations, he’s a boy!” says the doctor.

The woman sits up suddenly, her soaked hair falling over her shoulders. “YOU CISSEXIST PIECE OF SHIT!” she screams at the doctor. “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE’S A BOY? HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE IDENTIFIES AS? DID HE FUCKING TELL YOU? REALLY?” She throws a punch at the doctor, knocking his glasses off his stunned face. “CHECK YOUR PRIVELEGE, YOU BASTARD!” she yells as she rips the IV out of her arm, hops out of bed, snatches the baby from the nurse, and storms out of the hospital.

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the-flying-blue-quill:

wingsofamnesty:

baby-got-reichenback:

riseuplikeangels:

ameadragon:

imaybeloonybutisurelovegood:

dapperasanything:

the-black-canary:

Sweet mother of Jesus let this song never end.

Cheesus fuck that was amazing

O_O

My face during this entire MAGIC

I NEED A DOWNLOAD LINK

NOW

Forever reblog every time this appears on my dash.

deadbart:

Recently I found out about a new up-and-coming hard metal band called “Greenday” that produces the most dangerous, satanic, anti-America, anti-Christian music yet!